TRICKS TO STAY TIGHT OVER THE HOLIDAYS
Ah, the holidays! One of my favorite times of the year - outside bikini season of course - The sweet smell of pine scented decorations for our faux tree (because my animals would take to the tree like Miley Cyrus cruising in on that wrecking ball), Mariah and Celine's Christmas tunes blasting on repeat and the NETFLIX yule log streaming on the SmartTv in the background. The Christmas of a Millennial #amiright?
Those are just the simple feel-good things of the holidays that I associate with joy. That takes me into the double sword of Christmas... the nostalgic foods! Christmas cookies, turkey dinners, pies galore, a plate full of just stuffing (I do that), beer, wine, candy, cocktails... I could go on! I think about the holidays and the munchies like I am going into a battle where I need to plan my every move. If not, I end up in maternity dress sweats with a turkey leg in hand, throwing my inhibitions to the wind whilst yelling "YOLO." That's all well and good, but when this happens we just add more stress to the season when we wake up in the morning with a sugar and booze hangover with a side of regret and shame. Fail.
I don't know about you, but I have worked my ass off this year and I would be kicking myself if I rang in the New Year with a holiday induced spare tire around my waist. Oh hell nah! So make way for a few tips and tricks to help you navigate your way through this time of glorious temptation.
- Eat BEFORE You Arrive To A Party! Eating a healthy, balanced meal at home before you go rub elbows with peers will help you be prepared for when you confront the snack table. Fill yourself up with something loaded with protein and healthy fat to help you stay fuller longer, and reduce those sugar cravings so you don't go face deep into the sugar cookies. Control yourself, man.
- Be Selective. As a self proclaimed food aficionado, I love to try everything and anything in sight. Tragically, that's a harmful technique to go with as it not only contributes to weight gain but mixing all those food and drinks can reap havoc on the digestive system. Try and load your plate with the healthier items and leave room for only a couple of treats for you to enjoy. And once you are done with that plate, steer clear and avoid grazing.
- Bring A Dish. They do say to never show up empty-handed to a party, so use this soiree etiquette to your advantage. Typically we have no idea what kind of smorgasbord we will encounter so bringing a healthy option gives you a sense of control by having that wholesome dish ready and waiting for when you get that urge to chow down.
- Chat More, Snack Less. Position yourself in the crowd of people and get your chatter on. The more you engage in the socializing and further away you stay from the appetizer table, the better you will feel.
- Tame The Booze Monster. I hate to say it, but booze consumption is typically the worst of holiday bulge problems. Your trusty liver is the main fat-burning organ, so slow down the booze rather than slowing down the liver. Drink a water or sparkling water with a lemon or lime in-between alcoholic beverages. If you're drinking hard alcohol, skip the additional crap like soda and sugary mixers. High quality Tequila is actually one of the cleanest liquors you can throw down the hatchet. And, it's gluten free. You should also bring or look for organic red wine that is sulfate free. I'm all for having a few drinks in your party pants, but be sure to drink with caution. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions and also dramatically increases the probability of you ordering pizza at the end of the night. I mean, that sounds like a win/win, but for the sake of our hot bod's it's no bueno.
So there you have it. A few things for you to try and remember as you go into the battle of the Holiday bulge. Don't throw in a towel and fall back on old behaviors where you are just another one of millions hanging their heads the morning after and promising yourself that this New Years Resolutions will be to LOSE WEIGHT. Get out of the pack and be a better version of yourself. You will be happy that you did when you look like a total babe on NYE while everyone else is covering their midsections with baggy shirts. Not this time!